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Babyshitting

When you’ve taken a fat shit and leave it floating in the toilet water while you’re still sitting on the toilet, letting it stink up the room for other shitters to smell.
Shitter 1: what’s that smell?
shitter 2: i don’t know, i think 3 is babyshitting
shitter 3: i am, i don’t wanna flush it
Babyshitting by garyballs123 August 7, 2022

babysittin 

...to drink ur alcohol slow as hell...aka sippin it
YOU: "How much u charge?"
THE BABYSITTER: "For what?"
YOU: "For babysittin that damn drink!"
babysittin by MissPriss15 September 4, 2009

Bittorrent Babysitting 

When you have nothing to do, so you just watch the torrent download until its done.
A (Over Phone): Hey man, what are you doing?
B: Not much, just Bittorrent babysitting my Shutter Island Download

Babysitting 

The act of holding onto the pipe for an extended period of time after taking your hit before passing.
Stoner A: Stop babysitting it already and pass it to me.

Stoner B: Oh shnit. My bad. I always to this.
Babysitting by OG_Epimetheus April 29, 2022

babysitting 

holding the weed too long in a group smoking session
yo man, stop babysittin and pass the pipe.
babysitting by bankingrules June 24, 2005

babysitting 

When you are drinking at a party and you've only had 2 or 3 shots rather then getting hammered with the rest of the crowd.
Ayy why you babysitting man let me show you how it's done!
babysitting by stacksinorder October 25, 2012
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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