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baby shitter by 9o47 January 2, 2008
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Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter
When a woman uncontrollably queefs, often on friends. And when everytime a fart is released from this same woman, it smells like baby shits. Thus giving oneself this nickname.
Friend 1:(queefs on friend)
Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?
Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)
Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?
Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!
Friend 2: Wtf? Did you just queef?
Friend 1:(lets out a silent fart, but does not say anything)
Friend 2:What smells like baby shit?
Friend 2: Dude, your a mother queefin' baby shitter!
Mother Queefin' Baby Shitter by Im Dani & i like 2showmyboobs June 22, 2010
Australian babysitter
A bartender. So called because Australians gets so drunk that the bartender feels more like a babysitter.
Jimmy is the Australian babysitter at Mickey's Pub.
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
Joe had a side job as Australian babysitter at a gin mill
Australian babysitter by Tom from the Shore September 14, 2012
Babysitter Poodles
Specially bred poodles who will babysit your children during the COVID Pandemic while you are at work.
These super-smart Babysitter Poodles can even make sandwiches and go to the store for you if you let them use your iPhone and do Apple Pay!
Babysitter Poodles by Dr Bunnygirl June 10, 2020
Rap Babysitter
a succesful black rapper/producer that takes a younger white male artist under his wing in order to get him noticed. The rap babysitter claims to be a "mentor" and watch over the young artist, but in reality he teaches him the lifestyle of the rich and ignorant. rap babysitters make a deal to put thier name and face on everything related to their protegee and in return he recieves a percentage of the profit. Ex. Producer Timbaland babysits Justin Timberlake; Eminem has been babysat by Dr. Dre for 13 years now! Justin bieber is still so young he has several rap babysitters- Chris Brown, Lil' Wayne. Justin Timberlake applied for the job but didnt qualify because he is white. Justin Bieber's main babysitter Usher was babysat by P Diddy back in the day.
Young white artist: "I dont feel like perfoming today! i'm too tired"
Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"
Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........
Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!
Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.
Rap Babysitter: "Shut up! you better get out there and bring big brother his money or else i won't be in your next music video! see how many girls you get then!"
Young white Artist: " Okay! sorry. forgive me, i'm white."........
Jonas Brothers: we have a Rap babysitter too! His name is Big Rob! he appeared in our video Burnin' up!
Eminem: "Shut the fuck up. he isnt even a rapper. he is your washed up bodyguard, that came too you after he got fired by Britney Spears.
Rap Babysitter by eviezamora13 September 29, 2011
Babysitter Syndrome
When a teenage girl who baby-sits talks to everyone as if they’re 8 years old and is always in a falsely chipper mood.
“You saw a movie last weekend?! That’s awesome! How was it?!”
“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
“You know what, Becky? Legitimate question: Why are we friends? This babysitter syndrome is pissing everyone off. Honestly, what do you bring to the table?”
Babysitter Syndrome by The Earl of Teabag September 28, 2007