babysitter hot

When a girl is decently attractive, but would only be seen as 10/10 gorgeous by a child if she were their babysitter that they had a crush on.

Guy 1: Dude, I just got head from Rebecca!
Guy 2: Eh, that's cool.
Guy 1: What do you mean "cool", she's so sexy.
Guy 2: I mean, she's just babysitter hot, I'd probably pass.

by bepis with no b February 19, 2018

hot babysitter paradox

Your wife hires a hot babysitter but the only reason she's there is because you're not going to be

Eric is struggling with the hot babysitter paradox, at least his boys wont turn out to be gay!

by ILikeMushroomz September 23, 2010