babysitter

A socially sanctioned cum dumpster.

Mr. Smith: beep beep here comes the dump truck!
Sofie: *giggles*
Mr. Smith: *makes a gooey warm mess all over her face then turns around and farts up her nose*

by fuckershocking April 11, 2005

babysitter

A person who sits on a baby's dick.

My old babysitter used to sit on my cock when I was a 2-year-old baby.

by Marvin Johann Stamitz January 31, 2009

babysitter

In the drug world, babysitter refers to 1.75 grams of illicit material, or 1/16th of an ounce. Derived from teenager, which is itself derived from "teeny," the diminutive of "1/16th."

Yo, can I swing by your pad and pick up a babysitter?

by Yon Yiminy Yon Yonson March 26, 2007

babysitter

The person who sits on babies.

Hey don't hire a babysitter.

by iwillnottellyou May 24, 2020

Babysitter

Someone who dates or hooks up with someone significantly younger than them.

What a babysitter

by the gb May 15, 2011

Babysitter

When a person doesn't pass the blunt in a session and holds it too long.

"Hey Mr. babysitter. Would you look at all the ashes? The blunts going out is you ever gonna pass it?" - Mac Dre

by J4son July 11, 2008

Babysitter

See: Cumsplotion, you must.

Emily, that cute blonde girl down the street is babysitting tonight. I'll sneak back home early, chat her up on volley ball topics then lay the pipe.

by King Kai November 13, 2004