baby hold 

the act of feeding an alcoholic beverage to another adult when that adult is in a supine position and talking baby talk to him or her, e.g. "Who wants a bottle? Baby wanna bottle? Yes, that's a good baby!" Originated in Bloomsburg, Pennsylvania.

Jane was so drunk, when we did the baby hold on her she spat up.

baby hold by zigandbo March 9, 2010

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon 

when you just, really want to hold a baby raccoon. So badly

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon - Lauren P - 6/17/22, 11:58 am

God I wanna hold a baby raccoon by 2doorsdown June 17, 2022

baby arm holding a gala apple 

Large flaccid penis with a oversized head, likely disease ridden. Usually found on skinny black males with a psychiatric problem.

Did you see that baby arm holding a gala Apple running down highway 54?!

baby arm holding a gala apple by Mister R September 14, 2017

baby's arm holding an apple

1. A Large Penis, with the shaft appearing to be the "arm" and the head the "apple"

Look at the size of that cock! It looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

baby's arm holding an apple by M February 4, 2005

baby's arm holding an apple

A large penis.

The term comes from a Lenny Bruce routine about African-American men ("Their wangs look like a baby's arm with an apple in its fist" as immortalized in his book _How to Talk Dirty and Influence People_), but this exact wording is taken from The Tubes' song "What Do You Want From Life", from their first album.

Since not everyone gets the reference, the term typically is used as an in-joke.

What Carrie really wants is a baby's arm holding an apple.

baby's arm holding an apple by edgarde September 21, 2008

baby's arm holding an apple

Having an extremly large penis.

John: My dick is so big it looks like a baby's arm holding an apple!

baby's arm holding an apple by Z-Rizzle September 16, 2006

Baby’s arm holding an apple 

An extremely large penis. A dick that when fully erect can exceed the length of 9 inches and up. The length is not the only impressive feature, but these large penises also have a significant girth that can weigh up to 3/4 pounds when at full blood capacity. Men who are blessed with such a large cock oftentimes are unaware of their impressive appendage and are sometimes surprised to learn that many women are often afraid of its size in their young adulthood because of massive size that can cause insecurity during sexual encounters due to their inability to handle such a gigantic pecker. This special men later find that only a special woman with the right skills of handling an incredible dick without crying about the pain of intercourse or provoking an unattractive gag reflex during fellatio. Women all over the world who are lucky enough to get a special man to be their husbands all understand why their huge dicks are often described as; “like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

“Gurl…. You wouldn’t believe me if I told you how huge Mr. W’s dick is….let’s just say that it’s like a baby’s arm holding an apple”

Baby’s arm holding an apple by milfndenver July 8, 2024