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baby baker 

The uterus. Part of the female anatomy.
My woman was getting smart with me, so I kicked her right in the baby baker.
baby baker by Manfredmann December 9, 2007

Baby Banger 

A sick person who likes to make sweet love to tiny, innocent, little babies. Gender optional. (similar to a toddler fucker)
person#1 "See that guy over there, he's a Baby Banger."

person#2 "Really, what a dick!"

person#1 "Yea, that's why he's named Peter."
Baby Banger by RCAHILL April 16, 2010

Baby Eater Baker 

a triple whopper eater, known for bulbous muscles and high presssure intimidation due to steroid overdose, when not making children cry and eating babies he is flying the world blocking hotmail and other websites with his super sonicwall abilities, his only known predator is Chuck Norris,he is also known for yellign at cockey asshoels for resisting his ultimate rulings, in my opinion
i watched Baby Eater Baker take a bite out of someones skull and then procede to ejaculate on his corpes out of ecxcitement all while blocking websites

baker baby 

A girl with a large head that can talk forever and is a power-eater, truly known for large thigh muscles and superior dancing skills. Her weapon of choice is her cellphone which is usually not working. She likes baking babies and eating them, that is why her head is so big.
Oh that girl is a Baker Baby? She must have a monolithic head.

Oh that girl can dance! Damn! She must be a Baker Baby!

One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker 

One finger (primarily a thumb) in the vagina, three fingers in the butt-hole
Dude I was so drunk and she was so horny, so I for some reason put "One in the baby maker, three in the brownie baker" - This term was originally coined in a drunk-dial voicemail to a special friend after a night of drinking and after-partying in a hot tub with a naughty french girl.

babybaker 

A babybaker refers to a uterus or womb. It can also refer to a woman in general.
Yeah, that Becca chick.....she's a total babybaker.
babybaker by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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