bañez

The coolest fucking guy you will ever fucking meet, comes from Santiago Maldonado the fucking goat

Bañez fucked 20 girls yesteday

bañez by leonbri February 24, 2018

magnus bane 

an amazing warlock from cassandra clare's the mortal instruments series. he also appears in the infernal devices and the bane chronicles.
a bisexual, flamboyant character who's always up for a party. he is currently dating alec lightwood.

magnus bane throughout the whole series; fab.

magnus bane by supertrash September 14, 2016

the bane of my existence

Something that is so disagreeable with your spirit that it feels like its existence might negate yours.

This goes further than "hate," and implies that you and the object in question are sworn enemies.

Can be used seriously or, more likely, exaggerated for comedic effect.

Wearing socks with sandals is the bane of my existence.

The iPhone's autocorrect is the bane of my existence.

Stephanie's hair is the bane of my existence.

the bane of my existence by SyntacticalNightFever October 20, 2015

The Bane 

Halfway through sexual activities, you get up and turn the light off.

After waiting a few seconds, you ask the girl whether she can see you.

When she replies 'no', you proceed to say

"that's because you merely adopted the dark. I was born in it, molded by it" as you swiftly shit into your hand, and launch it in her face

"We tried to mix it up last night, did The Bane, ended my 5 year marriage"

The Bane by TheBaneMaster May 17, 2014

Magnus bane 

A powerful warlock from Brooklyn who is the most caring sweet kind helpful understanding selfless nice person you will ever meet on earth... he deserves all the love and happiness in the world. He's also the most beautiful and attractive person ever with his iconic and stylish outfits, makeup looks ,amazing hair styles, nail polish, pretty jewelry (rings, necklaces etc,) and OF COURSE his sassiness, personality, attitude and his MAGIC..

Magnus bane deserves the world but the world doesn't deserve Magnus bane

Magnus bane by malecaddixcted_ April 18, 2018

lol banes 

lol banes is a more street way of saying laugh out loud. The name "banes" can also be used for close friends, or friends you have lots of banter with.

guy1: did you hear that guys funny story?!
guy 2: yeah, I know! lol banes!!

or

girl 1: Banes, I've missed you so much!
girl 2: Omg, I missed you more banes!

lol banes by I'm a banes worm January 12, 2018

Baneenus 

The act of shoving a banana through your urethra (verb.)

"Lets baneenus each other!" "Fine Matt, but your penis might get stretched out.."

Baneenus by bpancake May 26, 2009