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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

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The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

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Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.

Azkaban

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1. The name of a prison for wizards and witches who use their magic for evil purposes. Guarded by the "dementors" who can suck the soul right from the body, this prison leaves its guests with virtually no brain power or memory. Known for jailing the wrong person, or accidentally freeing the right one. The origin hails from the Harry Potter series of novels.
2. A sybolic place that the loser of a burn match is sent.
1. "Sirius Black has escapes from Azkaban Prison!"
2. "She says that I have no game. So I said she couldn't give away pussy at a star trek convention, and sent her ass to Azkaban."
Azkaban by darkabove April 30, 2005

azkabaner 

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an exotic interesting nickname for minecraft nation members
look at that stupid azkabaner!”
azkabaner by clowneryluvs February 7, 2021

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want 

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The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

azkaban

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1)prison for witches and wizards that committed violent crimes and is sentenced time.

2) the county jail.
the dark lord should be on death row in azkaban by now.

the county jail can be just as gnarly as azkaban.
azkaban by yomegame January 13, 2008

azkaban

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wizard prison from the harry potter series.Gaurded by dementors and is surrounded by water .dark witches or wizard often escape without permission
azkaban is very scary because there are lots of scary wizards there who are very scary!
azkaban by crowie July 31, 2006
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