Skip to main content
1. The name of a prison for wizards and witches who use their magic for evil purposes. Guarded by the "dementors" who can suck the soul right from the body, this prison leaves its guests with virtually no brain power or memory. Known for jailing the wrong person, or accidentally freeing the right one. The origin hails from the Harry Potter series of novels.
2. A sybolic place that the loser of a burn match is sent.
1. "Sirius Black has escapes from Azkaban Prison!"
2. "She says that I have no game. So I said she couldn't give away pussy at a star trek convention, and sent her ass to Azkaban."
Azkaban by darkabove April 30, 2005
Words you can keep
1)prison for witches and wizards that committed violent crimes and is sentenced time.

2) the county jail.
the dark lord should be on death row in azkaban by now.

the county jail can be just as gnarly as azkaban.
azkaban by yomegame January 13, 2008
wizard prison from the harry potter series.Gaurded by dementors and is surrounded by water .dark witches or wizard often escape without permission
azkaban is very scary because there are lots of scary wizards there who are very scary!
azkaban by crowie July 31, 2006

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The third and best book in the famous Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling.

We meet Sirius Black (sex goddess! Fuck yea, best character fucking ever), and Remus Lupin. Both of them are orgasmic as fuck, and possibly the best characters in the whole series. This is the only Harry Potter book that does not include Voldemort himself as the "bad guy". Instead, Sirius Black, the eponymous prisoner of Azkaban, breaks out from the wizard prison, Azkaban, to supposedly go after Harry Potter and kill him. In reality, it's really Peter Pettigrew who killed all those Muggles and betrayed Lily and James to Voldemort, but everyone thinks Sirius is an asshole. When you actually meet Sirius, he's possibly the only character I ever actually fell in love with almost immediately.

LONG LIVE (irony ftw?) SIRIUS BLACK!!!!!

<33333

Oh, Lupin's cool too, but Sirius is still better.

READ PRISONER OF AZKABAN - BEST BOOK IN THE SERIES!! It's also the first one where Gryffindor wins the Quidditch Cup (to Oliver Wood's enjoyment). YAY!!!!

k that's it. ENJOY!!!
Person 1: ZOMG I READ HARRY POTTER AND THE PRISONER OF AZKABAN AND FELL IN LURVEEEE
Person 2: I KNOW MAN, ME TOO :DDDD
Person 1: Sirius Black for the win!!
Person 2: And Lupin, don't forget Lupin!
Person 1: Easily PoA is the best book in the series.

Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want 

The words of a man with his priorities straight
Baby we did it! You're gonna be a father!
Im reading Harry Potter and The Prisoner of Azkaban, what do you want?

bust a cap in yo azkaban 

"Bust a cap in yo Azkaban" is a threat that is simulteously a Harry Potter reference, and a Harry Potter in the Hood reference. "Azkaban", in this phrase, is a play on "ass" or "azz".
"YO YOU BETTA SHUT THA FUCK UP 'FO I BUST A CAP IN YO AZKABAN!"

Karma Akabane 

The crazy yet lovable bastard found in Class 3-E from the anime "Assassination Classroom". He is absurdly intelligent and confident, especially for his age, and is very found of starting fights.
Karma Akabane is such a sadistic little shit.
Karma Akabane by Nay Thee'eth November 26, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
Next