Definitions by crowie

Pottermore 

An extension of the great Harry Potter fandom. A website dedicated to testing even the most loyal fans patience.

Fan 1: Is Pottermore open yet?
Fan 2: no.
Fan 1's eye twitches.

Pottermore by crowie June 11, 2012

severus snape 

Potions/DADA professor at Hogwarts in the Harry potter series.
Generally seen as mean and hateful man with a grudge against Harry ,passed down from father to son.However he came through for Harry in book 7 showing his true colours(still dark but with a tinge of grey which perfectly complimented the harsh white of voldemort's white face and red eyes)

Severus Snape is severe,sold to slytherin by the sorting hat.NOT a distant relation to devil Snare.

severus snape by Crowie April 4, 2009

Deathly Hallows 

The Deathley hallows are three objects created by Death for the Peverell brothers.The rock,cloak and the wand.
IT DOESN'T REFER TO AN UNFRIENDLY GREETING BETWEEN ENEMIES!!!

Harry potter and the Deathly hallows.

Deathly Hallows by crowie November 1, 2008

Fenrir Greyback 

Nasty little werewolf who enjoys tearing people,and their lives, apart.
Takes pride in attacking young children.
Works along side voldemort although not an official deatheather!=)

Voldemort:I'm sorry mate your just not the right material for a Deatheater.

Fenrir Greyback:Well, claw me if you ever change your mind.

Voldemort:em...NO! *disapperates*

Fenrir Greyback by crowie October 31, 2008

flying fuck 

flying fuck is a term often used when people are p****d off with each other and are caught up in each others anger

"do you get some sort of sick pleasure from laughing at people ,your a bad person with an ugly heart michelle and i don't give a flying fuck what you think!"

flying fuck by crowie August 8, 2006

dumbledore

dumbledore is the greatest sorcerer in the world

person 1:dumbledore just bitch slapped voldemort(u shall not harm harry)
person 2:He rules!

dumbledore by crowie August 7, 2006

fred and george weasley 

fred and george weasley are the twins in the weasley family in the harry potter series.

fred and george weasley look the same

fred and george weasley by crowie August 7, 2006