axper
Shant Shakerian is my best friend, and also my axper.
axper by Shantik jan October 25, 2006
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Alper
Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.
He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
Alper by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021
Aperture Science
A company founded in 1953 by Cave Johnson, originally to create shower curtains for the U.S. Military, but went in a different direction after Johnson went insane from mercury poisoning. Most notable works include the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, and the supercomputer GLaDOS. Considered a rival to Black Mesa.
Aperture Science by Dr. Paine July 19, 2009
alperftw
The best twitch streamer on the planet. Also handsome, good at all games, intelligent being humble not fat like mitch, doesn't tongue guys like mitch, isn't shit on cs like mitch.
alperftw by MitchisCLAPPED January 7, 2019
Aspergatron
A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013
Acperience
Acperience-
1)an intrinsic value to each person individually, that only comes to said person who finds all the true answers to/in life, religion, destiny, love, power, and balance; all while fully completing it before death.
2)..a decision so powerfully life-changing, that the person who experiences this, will have conquered their truest obstacle in life, and will have experienced the magnitude of their true potential as a human being..
3)a feeling so great that it dissolves the foundations on which a person stands as a whole, and will break down even the most fortified spaces within ones mind.. to make room for a for a new way of life and thinking.
4) the fusing together of two lovers, beyond constrains of holy matrimony, and farther than that, their hearts. A connection so powerful, that even death would not separate, tear from, or distance the two. a feeling beyond the most intricate of lovers to one another, that things like sex or bodily urges do not apply to them in the slightest.
5) becoming one with oneself, through destroying any connection to evil and fear that that person has carried.
-Christian B
1)an intrinsic value to each person individually, that only comes to said person who finds all the true answers to/in life, religion, destiny, love, power, and balance; all while fully completing it before death.
2)..a decision so powerfully life-changing, that the person who experiences this, will have conquered their truest obstacle in life, and will have experienced the magnitude of their true potential as a human being..
3)a feeling so great that it dissolves the foundations on which a person stands as a whole, and will break down even the most fortified spaces within ones mind.. to make room for a for a new way of life and thinking.
4) the fusing together of two lovers, beyond constrains of holy matrimony, and farther than that, their hearts. A connection so powerful, that even death would not separate, tear from, or distance the two. a feeling beyond the most intricate of lovers to one another, that things like sex or bodily urges do not apply to them in the slightest.
5) becoming one with oneself, through destroying any connection to evil and fear that that person has carried.
-Christian B
ive experienced Acperience
Acperience by Mango Kush smoke December 21, 2010
Apperatlus
Google Maps is an Apperatlus, it runs on the Android platform.
Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.
The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges
Many types of apperatluses come standard on all different types of cellphones.
The Apple iPhone utilizes a Google Maps Apperatlus, AT&T charges
Apperatlus by |EStarr| November 30, 2009