alpert 

cool, fun, kind fam! have the ability to fall asleep absolutely anywhere anytime! also rly funny!!

mom: Alpert’s coming over today!
anyone: hell yes, can’t wait!

alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018

alpert 

coolest fam out there. alpert’s are sure to make you laugh and have the ability to fall asleep anywhere any time!

guy: omg I love her but she can be such an alpert sometimes!
friend: Oh really? What happened?
guy: I was telling a story and she just fell asleep!

alpert by Annie Saben June 21, 2018

Alpert 

Rhyming slang form marijuana, as in Herb Alpert used in Toronto especially in Oakwood C.I., Vaughan Road Academy, and McMurich /Winona Schools.

wagwan, i's gots to go grips some alpert b'fore i reach the jam

Alpert by pool hall kracker January 22, 2007

Herb Alpert 

Combination of the Dirty Sanchez and the Rusty Trombone

The result of minor defecation while ejaculating during the act of receiving a Rusty Trombone and smearing the face of the "musician" with said feces.

Derived from the 1960's pop band Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass. Contains references to both the Brass and Hispanic flavor of the band.

"Damn, Dave gave me a Herb Alpert after I finished playing the rusty trombone version of "Spanish Flea" up his ass."

"Hey Herb Alpert, I see buy your face that you've been blowin' that rusty trombone again"

Herb Alpert by Rexomatica McManus November 9, 2006

Albertina 

An amazing, beautiful girl, big brown eyes, beautiful smile, always trying to find the positives out of a bad situation, has big insecurities, complicated, the kind of girl that you'd dream of having. ambitious, independent and strong. always wants to better herself. can be stubborn, but she'll be worth every struggle if you get her.

I would wait years to have a Albertina

you'd be lucky to have a Albertina!

Albertina by the life of man January 6, 2013

Amber Turd Alert 

An alert issued to warn the public of an insane adult woman who is likely to attack people with feces and besmirch people's reputations

"That lady is throwing poop at people."
"Quick, issue an Amber Turd Alert!"

Amber Turd Alert by metrolexicographer July 4, 2022

Boomer alert

Something to say when Andy comes, but instead you say,"Boomer's coming," because you want to piss him off.

Boomer's coming! "Boomer alert! Boomer alert! Boomer alert! He's dying someone call the fridge police!"

Boomer alert by Bonehead5000 February 25, 2020