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me: who plays guitar and doesnt listen to hendrix
alan: ME
2 days later his profile says
"'scuse me while i kiss the sky"
he also mooches schwag off people
and puts gettin ready for 4/20 his away thing on 4-17
ALANWITHALLISGAY
alan withall is a huge music poser
awig by luke April 20, 2005
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makeing a wig 

It's spelled "making" with no 'e' you dumb cunt.
Every time I see idiots say "makeing" on the internet, I lose all respect for them immediately. Who the fuck says "makeing a wig" anyways?
makeing a wig by herbaleisdawijyu October 5, 2009

I'd put a wig on her 

To declare that you would gladly participate in sexual relations with a woman.
To say that you find a woman attractive.
Hey have you seen that girl dancing over there?
Yeah man, I'd put a wig on her.
I'd put a wig on her all night long.

Cheeto With A Wig

Used when referring to/and/or describing Donald Trump

His skin/tone is orange

His intelligence is equivalent to a cheeto, Look at his presidential speech:

"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall." - Donald Trump Presidential Speech 2017

without him realizing that having Mexico pay for it may result in a war with Mexico.

and finally his hair looks like it isn't real, shit! it doesn't even look natural
Example 1:"We need to build a wall" - Donald Trump "SHUT IT YOU DAMN Cheeto With A Wig!" - me
Example 2: Hey! Look!, If it isn't the cheeto with a wig!
Cheeto With A Wig by Cha0tic_Fire October 31, 2017
annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore
awight at the back!
awight by mike read August 13, 2003

bust a wig

An inner-city prase used to describe getting one's hair cut.
I was down in da hood today, and my fro was getttin a bit unweildy, so I decided to get my wig busted.
bust a wig by G-Man February 7, 2005

pig in a wig 

refers to an obese female (human) that resembles a pig wearing a wig
"hey sam, look at that descusting fat slob bitch."
-"yeah man, pig in a wig."
pig in a wig by psychobabble the mc September 12, 2009
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