14 definitions by mike read

why cockney wanker'comedian' Michael Barrymore wishes he'd gone to jail after that bloke drowned in his swimming pool.
awight! I couldn't 'ardly walk after Dropping the Soap in G wing sharrers (trans: showers), guvnah, leave it aht, do what, you're 'aving a laugh!
by mike read August 13, 2003
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annoying catchphrase of the now disgraced cockney 'entertainer' Michael Barrymore
awight at the back!
by mike read August 13, 2003
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shameless little tramp who cooks her husband's socks at any available opportunity
by mike read August 13, 2003
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someone who, bizarely, wishes they were a Cockney when they aren't one. Even more annoying than a cockney wanker since the latter can't help it, but a mockney is so by choice.
That Jamie Oliver is a right mockney wanker
by mike read July 28, 2003
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cor blimey arthur, aren't you garring (trans: going) dahn va car lot?
by mike read August 7, 2003
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Someone from London, usually second hand car salesmen, who read the sun newspaper, call all women " dawlin' " (trans: darling) and general ponce about the place like they are something special.
Cor Blimey Guvnah, I'm a cockney wanker, and no mistake!
by mike read July 28, 2003
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