G-Man's definitions

SAS

Shit Air Seperator: A thin gasket like muscle in the anal cavity that seperates gas from shit. When its broken, it results in a shart

John- I got to go home and change.
Jane- Why?
John- I tried to fart I blew my SAS.
Jane- You dirty son of a bitch.

by G-Man April 1, 2005

flaccid

adj. the highest complement, ranking something above everything else. Syn. sick, wicked, cool, fly

That girl you hooked up with last night was flaccid, or,
That 720 indy grap you threw on the pipe was flaccid.

by G-man February 10, 2004

cosbys

A shit, usually of full girth. Tendency to bring pain upon exit.

1. "I hate dropping the cosbys at public restrooms"
2. "I drove Bill Cosby and the kids to the museum"
3. "The cosbys are pushing at the gate"

by G-Man March 5, 2003

swipey

Any rag, cloth, blanket, sock, t-shirt, towel, etc. that is used to clean up semen.

Just use this swipey to wipe that jiz off your face.

by g-man January 16, 2005

on the down low

A man, who for all intents and purposes, is straight, however once in a while likes to engage in gay sex.

Stephen would never mess around with a guy!

Yeah, whatever, he's on the down-low!

by G-Man June 8, 2004

street sweeper

Jacking off onto a sex parteners face, then using your hairy ball sack to sweep the excess cum into their mouth.

Last night I blew my load on Jane's face and waunted to give her a zamboni, but my balls were to hairy, so I gave her a street sweeper instead.

by G-Man February 21, 2005

shrite

Another word for the word right

Shrite, get the hell out of here!

by g-man September 23, 2003