awesome ball 

The best competitive sport ever invented. Created by Emory Law students, it's a wiffleball hybrid that subtracts running and adds beer.

Should we spend the afternoon studying? Hell no, grab the funnel, it's awesome ball time.

awesome ball by Dr. Wrinkly Face November 9, 2007

Awesome Ball 

The best sport ever invented. A modified and therefore, more awesome version of whiffle ball. It is played in a backyard setting. Rules can be constructed around the various irregularities of a backyard/home field. No running is involved as runs are scored based on how far the batter hits the ball. The batter and pitcher must hold a beer at all times while this is optional for fielders and catchers. Four people is all that is necessary to play but the number can be increased based on the side of the yard. Beer should be funnelled between 4 inning games. 6 Balls equals a walk. There are 2 outs per inning per team. Two strikes or three fouls is a strike out. The home plate is a chair, if the pitcher hits the chair with the ball, it is an automatic strike, and the chair consists of the strike zone. If there are dogs or cats on the field, hitting them is an automatic out, and if the animal reaches the ball in three seconds that is an out as well. Rediculous 1970s uniforms in clashing colors should be worn. Great team names are "Sweep the leg," "Duncsnatch," and "Drago." Bragging is encouraged and referred to as self-calling.

Awesome ball is the most awesome sport ever.

Awesome Ball by Yankbt November 28, 2007

awesome balls 

A term that combines "awesome possum" and "sucks balls" becoming "awesome balls". It effectively communicates the awesomeness or excitement of whatever it is you are communicating about.

After four am in the morning Keith announced he had finished his paper. Nancy was so elated she screamed "awesome balls"!

Person A: So whats the POA (plan of action)?

Person B: Insert POA here.

Person A: Awesome balls, lets get going!

awesome balls by LaChicaCelestial May 29, 2009

nice cock awesome balls 

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Person 1: "What's up dude"
Persone 2: "Nice cock awesome balls"

nice cock awesome balls by Alber to January 17, 2020

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome 

1. Blow-your-mind awesome
2. the stuff of your dreams
3. better than anything you've ever seen

despite its setbacks, the death penalty "remains hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome"

hella fuckin' balls-to-the-wall awesome by B_rad_G April 12, 2009

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome 

A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.

Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.

Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome by Douche McGivens March 8, 2009

Balls-Awesome 

a level of such holy fucking greatness that only those who possess the powers of 6-inch high heels and beards alike shall be bestowed with this humble word.

This word is not only a word but the word to end all words. This meaning that we shall now just say "balls-awesome" repeatedly. For the power of this word is so lofty that lightening bolts of knowledge will strike the minds of the people and we well all know the true feelings of others simply by how they say the noble word which is "balls-awesome".

Brandon: Man, that country was so balls-awesome! Even their babies slurred nonstop profanities and somehow... i felt as if i were in the presence of royalty... such class.

Alex: Truly. It blows me away.

Balls-Awesome by Ani-Wubbie December 17, 2010