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awesmosis 

a hybrid of awesome and osmosis.

when your awesome or awesome at something without even trying!
friend1: man! how did dude catch that. he wasnt even looking!

friend2: I guess he does it by awesmosis.
awesmosis by vbraden1 January 26, 2009

Awesomistic 

It's like being autistic, but awesome.
Jimmy's obsession with "Back to the Future" is definitely awesomistic.
Awesomistic by DocEBrown April 29, 2013

Reverse Assmosis

The process of previous farts in a seat, chair, couch, etc reverse cycling up someone’s butt and being farted again.
Dude, someone must have been ripping ass in this seat because I’ve got some serious reverse assmosis going on right now.
Reverse Assmosis by BDE84 July 20, 2018

Assmosis 

the process of absorbing heat from a seat left by the person previously sitting in the seat
John: Hey, this seat is warm.
Franny: Lucky, you get assmosis.
Assmosis by Julie Parker December 23, 2013

awesomeisticated 

I just jumped off of a briefcase, I am awesomeisticated.

assmosis 

When your head is so far up another person's ass you can't think, hear or see for yourself and must connect telepathically with the person whom has let you stick your in there ass for these sensory inputs.
As the tail of the human centipede, Kendar was forced to rely on assmosis to know what was happening in the word around him.
assmosis by hot biscuits January 2, 2015