The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?
Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
by Coach Ken April 22, 2008
Get the awesomism mug.Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.
Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”
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by awesomist December 7, 2010
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Get the Awesomistic mug.A funky-worded comment of a person, place or thing that is deemed to be so amazing, its oozing in its own awesome nature.
Typically stated as a verbal remark out loud. Also coined often on Facebook, when commenting on friend's photos.
Typically stated as a verbal remark out loud. Also coined often on Facebook, when commenting on friend's photos.
Michael: Hey, I just got 2 tickets to see Lily Allen. I bought one for you.
Zara: Really? Awesomesaucesome!! Thanks man!
Zara: Really? Awesomesaucesome!! Thanks man!
by pyroteaze April 4, 2009
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