Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”

If awesomism is a religion, Rohit is god

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?