The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."
Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.
by Coach Ken April 22, 2008
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When awesome just isn't good enough, usually used in a sarcastic manner and told with an air of insincerity
Brittany: Hey are you running this season?

Joe: No it sucks, I have a stress fracture so i can't.

Brittany: Oh that's awesome awesome, you'll get to spend more time with your friends now!

Joe: Actually no Brittany, I have a stress fracture...
by Dildo Faggins April 04, 2008
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The act of practicing awesomeness at all times.

The Awesomism Creed:
I promise to...

be so awesome that nothing can disturb my peace of mind.

talk of the awesomeness of the world to every person I meet.

make all my friends feel that they are awesome in every way.

look at the sunny side of everything and make awesomeness come true.

think only of awesomeness, to work only for awesomeness, and to expect only the awesomest.

be just as enthusiastic about others awesomeness as I am about my own awesomeness.

forget the times that were less than awesome and press on to future achievements in awesomeness.

wear an awesome countenance at all times and give every living creature you meet a smile.

give so much time to the improvement of my awesomeness that I have no time to criticize.

be too awesome for worry, anger, fear, and too happy to permit the presence of trouble.
My daily practice of awesomeism has been awesome!
by 3dMosquito August 10, 2012
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