awesomism 

The debilitating condition of being too awesome to relate socially, athletically, linguistically, or politically with normal people. One suffering awesomism would be considered "awesomistic."

Jim: Can't you people see? If you eschew college for a job working at a record store, you'll never be able to sustain a family.
John: I'm not chewing anything, moron. (walks away)
Jim: God, why did you curse me with awesomism?

Jack: Why won't anyone play basketball with him?
Jerry: Stop staring. He's awesomistic.

awesomism by Coach Ken April 22, 2008

Awesomism 

Someone who doesn’t know how to swim who thinks that they are so awesome and praise themselves so highly that they believe that they themselves are god, they try to walk on water and drown due to the fact that they cannot swim.

Father at the funeral: “how did my son die?”
The friend: “you see he was into awesomism, so he believed that he could walk on water.”
Father: “but he couldn’t.”
The friend: “I know, but he thought he could.”
Father: “what idiot came up with that word awesomism anyways?”
The friend: “your son before he died.”

Awesomism by Awesome guy... who is awesome May 9, 2020

awesomism 

Which is extremely awesome

If awesomism is a religion, Rohit is god

awesomism by awesomist December 7, 2010

Awesomism 

The religious belief in the power of the "Almighty Awesome" to believe in awesomism makes you an awesomist

Awesomist have their prayer meetings at rock concerts. Isn't awesomism awesome?

Awesomism by The Lady Rowan September 27, 2019

Awesomistic 

It's like being autistic, but awesome.

Jimmy's obsession with "Back to the Future" is definitely awesomistic.

Awesomistic by DocEBrown April 29, 2013

Awesomesaucesome

A funky-worded comment of a person, place or thing that is deemed to be so amazing, its oozing in its own awesome nature.

Typically stated as a verbal remark out loud. Also coined often on Facebook, when commenting on friend's photos.

Michael: Hey, I just got 2 tickets to see Lily Allen. I bought one for you.

Zara: Really? Awesomesaucesome!! Thanks man!

Awesomesaucesome by pyroteaze April 4, 2009

awesomesauceness 

Being better than awesome. More amazing than awesomesauce.

The photographer Lisa Rodgers of Shoot Y'all Photography is awesomesauceness.

awesomesauceness by Just Awesomesauce April 29, 2014