Awesomosity is the measure or level of awesome within a person, place, thing, thought, or idea. Awesomosity is measured in Internets, which is the standard-system unit. Although the metric system does not have an awesomosity unit, it is commonly measured in an informal unit known as the Yurop.
The formula for determining awesomosity is thus:
a= (b*(
s-c)) + (g-d) - (j+n)
Where
a= Awesomosity (in Internets)
b=
Beer (in kegs)
s= number of strippers
c= number of strippers that
don't completely strip down/ugly strippers/male strippers
p=
porn (in
g= Number of
Game Consoles and Computers
d= Outdated
Game Consoles and Computers that cannot
play WoW
j= Jocks
n= Nerds
It is unknown where this formula came from, but it is widely believed to have been created by a mysterious scientist/Sciamancer.