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Awesomosis 

The absorption of awesomeness from proximity to an awesome person.

Similar to osmosis, but instead of water diffusing down a concentration gradient, its awesome qualities/characteristics
Zach: How are you so awesome?

Maral: I hang out with you too much, I'm awesome by awesomosis

Zach: Well you're welcome
Awesomosis by High Concentration October 19, 2011

Awesomosis 

To become awesome only through the absorption of another persons or objects awesome.
"You're going to experience awesomosis just by touching that Aston Martin Vantage."

"You're only awesome because you're with me. It's totally due to awesomosis."
Awesomosis by AminaKamal76 March 5, 2013

awesomosis 

A highly contagious disease with only one symptom: being awesome, cool, radical, or fantastic.

People that are immune include bitches, their sons, Saddam Hussein, and historical figures such Adolf Hitler.

(can be used as a verb, adjective, or noun)
Guy 1 "That was totally awesomosis man!"

Guy 2 "Yeah I know. I got a fever!"
awesomosis by a chick 468 January 30, 2009

awesomeosity 

CRUEL PINCH: Unholy Tongs of Extreme Awesomeosity (+4 Awesome)
awesomeosity by Fate February 13, 2004

Awesomenisity 

A word describing something so phenomenal that only the creation of a word, such as “awesomenisity”, can allow the human brain to comprehend its magnitude...BOOM!!!
Stephen Colbert's level of “awesomenisity” is so high that only sharks with frickin’ laser beams on their heads that eat hip-hop dancing hamsters, have the ability to “think” they might have heard of him…in a dream…maybe…

awesomeisticated 

I just jumped off of a briefcase, I am awesomeisticated.