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Autopass 

Applicable to college, university, and high school students. This is a state of bliss when a student finds upon calculation of grades for coursework over the entire year, that they need not show up for the final exam in order to pass the course.
Screw the exam, I'm on autopass!
Autopass by tstudent May 15, 2011
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autopussy 

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.
I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!
autopussy by jmoriart December 2, 2010

Autopassion

Sweet Band from Winston-Salem, NC
I like your purse is a song by Autopassion
Autopassion by julky October 12, 2006

autoassicurazioni

1)An autoassicurazioni is when your npc bro (a jack usually) hits you in the balls with facts

2)when someone spells orthodontist really wrong
3)an npc looking ahh goes out auto mode and smacks your ass in italian
1)jack: red wine>White wine
7villaz: wtf

2)person 1: I’m going to the autoassicurazioni later
Person 2:..what

3)*italian ass slap* mama mia !! You have some juicy meat-ah balls !!
::bro !! Did you just autoassicurazioni me ?!?!

Autopause 

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"
Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"
Autopause by Michael French December 9, 2008

autopiss mode 

When you can't stop pissing after witnessing a "insert uncomfortable situation here"
I went full on autopiss mode!
autopiss mode by Gnom penis January 24, 2018

autoassume

When you type in a word on your mobile device and it instantly changes to a completely different word, even if the word you typed was correctly spelt.
The other day frank was talking about trains in his media group. However, his phone decided to use autoassume and change 'trains' to 'trsins'
autoassume by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 27, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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