Autopass

Applicable to college, university, and high school students. This is a state of bliss when a student finds upon calculation of grades for coursework over the entire year, that they need not show up for the final exam in order to pass the course.

Screw the exam, I'm on autopass!

by tstudent May 15, 2011

autopussy

A girl who one has the opportunity to have sex with no matter what when she is around.

I can fuck this girl whenever I wan't. I got autopussy this weekend.

Autopussy is in town tonight, cant wait to get my nut!

by jmoriart December 2, 2010

Autopassion

Sweet Band from Winston-Salem, NC

I like your purse is a song by Autopassion

by julky October 12, 2006

autoassicurazioni

1)An autoassicurazioni is when your npc bro (a jack usually) hits you in the balls with facts

2)when someone spells orthodontist really wrong
3)an npc looking ahh goes out auto mode and smacks your ass in italian

1)jack: red wine>White wine
7villaz: wtf

2)person 1: I’m going to the autoassicurazioni later
Person 2:..what

3)*italian ass slap* mama mia !! You have some juicy meat-ah balls !!
::bro !! Did you just autoassicurazioni me ?!?!

by Puthsyslayer 9000 July 21, 2022

Autopause

Walking to a car, it's the place where a conversation becomes momentarily awkward, and often comes to a complete halt after a few failed attempts to shout over the large American sedan or SUV. Emerging from the autopause, the appropriate sentence is "What were we talking about?"

Jane and I were walking to the parkinglot- talking of memories past when upon arriving at the car we put our grocieries in the trunk. In order to get into the car, we went thru the autopause and felt weird that we could not see each other. We had time to think independently for a moment, and when we backed out into traffic, Jane said "What were we talking about?"

by Michael French December 9, 2008

autopiss mode

When you can't stop pissing after witnessing a "insert uncomfortable situation here"

I went full on autopiss mode!

by Gnom penis January 24, 2018

autoassume

When you type in a word on your mobile device and it instantly changes to a completely different word, even if the word you typed was correctly spelt.

The other day frank was talking about trains in his media group. However, his phone decided to use autoassume and change 'trains' to 'trsins'

by SLOBBERKNOCKER JOE January 27, 2019