autopaedophile

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Someone who is turned on by himself as a child. As kids like exploring each other's bodies he may wish, in his role as a child, to do this with other children upon which he will be discovered and feel most misunderstood.

Joe is an autopaedophile, he'll get along very well with little Jimmy, they seem to have so much in common.

autopaedophile by Gantier June 25, 2014

autopedophile

having sexual things with your son or daughter

there is a autopedophile person in our town

autopedophile by RÆZ July 23, 2021

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autopaedophilia

Wanking whilst looking at pictures of oneself as a child

Hey Tim, you have any photos of us from primary school? What? Oh, just hoping to engage in some autopaedophilia tonight...

autopaedophilia by Dee_Em September 10, 2010

Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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