autonesia 

When you forget where you parked in a public parking lot

When you walk around the parking lot multiple times trying to find your car.

Mom: Wow, I really have autonesia when it comes to looking for my car!

autonesia by mmm121 November 29, 2012

Autobesity

The trend of vehicles growing larger and heavier as people want to drive oversized vehicles they don't really need.

Examples are people who buy four-door pickup trucks to occasionally haul a bag of dirt from home depot. Or drive a large SUV to the bus stop because they're afraid to let their two children walk by themselves.

I see that guy drive his huge SUV everyday to work by himself. He has never taken it off-roading, he just bought it because he has autobesity.

Autobesity by Wordiculous July 17, 2023

automisia 

Self-hatred; self-loathing.

The failure to satisfy our intersocial desires often causes automisia.

automisia by transientanima December 10, 2016

Abonesian

When your best freind tries reading the word "Abominations" from your Social Studies book but he is autistic and says Abonesians. Also a group of homies which we sleep with and spend our time with.

Nigger 1: Are you an Abonesian?
Nigger 2: Yea bro.
Nigger 1: Lets sleep together

Abonesian by GetsNoBishes March 9, 2022

Acronesia 

The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.

"What's SMH again? Darn it, I KNOW THIS. I guess I'm having another fit of acronesia..."

Acronesia by thefoldrock April 9, 2012

antonasia 

A female who is normally black and has a lot of friends .This female is normally seen as loud ,fearful ,and in most cases ghetto.This female is a very loyal female once close to!

That antonasia girl has a lot of friends

antonasia by Therealurbo March 15, 2018

alconesia

1 alcohol induced amnesia - memory loss caused by excessive drinking

2 the terrible feeling of waking up in the morning with a mouth like a mongolian wrestlers jock strap and a massed brass band marching round the inside of your head lying nest to a woman you've never met in your life with no idea how you got there

jesus - i woke up with total alconesia - i set out for my stag party and the next thing i remember was waking up with shaved balls bollock naked in a phone box with a ratchet strap round the door

alconesia by timbaz February 7, 2010