Definitions by thefoldrock
Acronesia
The act of temporarily forgetting an acronym, and needing to look it up, or ask a friend what it stands for.
Acronesia by thefoldrock April 9, 2012
tight butthole
"Let's just get some more drinks, and make tonight a tight butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
Group: (Cheers) "TIGHT BUTTHOLE!"
Guy 1: "Dude, this bowtie is so tight butthole."
Guy 2: "No dude, that bowtie is totally loose butthole!"
tight butthole by thefoldrock November 13, 2011
top commenter
A person who seems to stalk you on the world wide web, always first to comment/reply to any status update, tweet, blog posted by you. Family would assume you are the closest of friends, but in actuality you barely know this person. Band members or other public figures are frequent prey to this kind of predator.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
In some cases, when your social life has become breached and a parent has become your facebook friend; this person is almost always said parent, which tends to discourage you from posting all together.
"I am being punished so hard right now by my top commenter on facebook. This 40 year old lady I met once in Utah has an off-the-wall "See More" comment for everything I post, she's a total status killer!"
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
See also: Status Killer, Punisher, "See More"
Alternate Example: "Oh man, I had the craziest night last night. I wanted to post a pic but "top commenter" would be all over it, I can't let him/her in like that..."
top commenter by thefoldrock June 1, 2011
bi-winning
The end goal of Charlie Sheen's life philosophy... Possibly also the opposite of bipolar? Yeah, let's be honest noone really knows what it means...
“I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”
“The only thing I'm addicted to right now is winning! Just winning every second.”
bi-winning by thefoldrock March 16, 2011
snOMGeddon
The panic that sets in when people start planning for the biggest blizzard of all time after they find out it's supposed to snow more than an inch or two.
Pal #1: "See you tomorrow"
Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"
Pal #1: "OMG!"
Pal #2: "Nah, don't think so, haven't you heard it's snOMGeddon!? Go stock up on canned goods, see you in the Spring!"
Pal #1: "OMG!"
snOMGeddon by thefoldrock February 21, 2011
Karaoke Rape
When a friend or mere acquaintance signs you up to sing a song at a karaoke bar, unbeknownst to you.
"I just went to this stupid place to honor my friend's 30th, but I totally got karaoke raped in the process."
Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
Karaoke DJ's response to a bogus entry: "This bar does not support karaoke rape, if you're gonna cum- you cum willingly!"
Karaoke Rape by thefoldrock February 19, 2011