autohit

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

by Laurelina August 21, 2006

autoshit

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

Autobitch

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

autohilaripost

To crack yourself up with your own post on social networking site (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

My latest autohilaripost had my co-workers questioning my sanity.

by I need a unique pseudonym January 27, 2010

autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

autoshite

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

autohot

When something is generally positive, even though not knowing the implications.

A: Hey guys, what do you think is better: Product A or Product B.
B: Product B = autohot.

by gmobile January 28, 2015