autohit 

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006

autoshit 

no matter what one does, the result is shit.

Joe: Who's your parter for English?
Jake: John Stratton.
Joe. You're fucked. Everything that kid does is autoshit.

autoshit by ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh June 11, 2007

Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

autohilaripost 

To crack yourself up with your own post on social networking site (Twitter, Facebook, etc.)

My latest autohilaripost had my co-workers questioning my sanity.

autohilaripost by I need a unique pseudonym January 27, 2010

autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

autoritah by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

autoshite 

Old cars which are in poor condition but have a cult following, or were once very common on the roads but are now almost extinct (a.k.a. "street furniture" of the past). Examples would include British Leyland, Datsun, Hillman, Austin-Rover, etc.

jalopy donk banger

That rusty old Austin Princess is pure autoshite.

autoshite by Electric Leyland January 12, 2009

autohot 

When something is generally positive, even though not knowing the implications.

A: Hey guys, what do you think is better: Product A or Product B.
B: Product B = autohot.

autohot by gmobile January 28, 2015