autofit 

The worst feature to ever be added onto google slides

User: *Tries to extend textbox*
Textbox: *only extends horizontally because of autofit*
User: *Hacks google database and views all documents, finds the person who implemented text autofit and brutally executes them in the middle of times square*

autofit by IRobo_Lover March 18, 2023

Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

autohit 

In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.

When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.

autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006

autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

autoritah by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

AutoFill 

When you meet a boy and you automatically start having sex (starts filling you with him nasty little juices).

I got autofilled by some random little fuck last night. Gotta to go get a plan b so that fill ain’t permanent.

AutoFill by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

Autofat 

(Verb) The act of eating pizza which causes said person to become fat immediately.

Koroto ate too much pizza and became autofat.

Autofat by SeinaAion July 7, 2010

Autofication 

An autofication is an automated notification received when an event happens. An SMS message as a delivery receipt, or an email from a company that your order has shipped.

I just received the autofication that my order was ready.

Autofication by Factor67 January 23, 2020