Autobitch

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

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Autobitch

A word used in Counter-Strike to define a player who constantly uses either the Terrorist H&K G3/SG-1 or the Counter-Terrorist SG-550 Automatic Sniper Rifles, because of the complete lack of skill involved in wielding them.

"OMFG, that autobitch is camping in the same spot again!"

Autobitch by Zicdeh January 17, 2005

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Autobitch

1. The act of not letting someone finish a sentence without making a bitchy response.

2. A person that won't allow someone to finish a sentence without making a bitchy response first.

1. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she autobitched and grounded me without letting me explain what happened."

2. "I was trying to tell my mom why I came home late last night, but she didn't let me talk. She's such an autobitch!"

Autobitch by burythescenequeen September 9, 2011

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autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

autoritah by I have authoritah October 8, 2003