Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.
by I have authoritah October 8, 2003
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She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...
by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008
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One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
One of Cartman's favorite expressions.
by the-jerk July 22, 2007
Get the respect my authoritah! mug.The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.
I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.
by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011
Get the Autobitch mug.The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).
"You WILL respect my authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"
"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"
by Dev December 9, 2003
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