autoritah

Cartman from South Park's pronounciation of "authority". Mostly used when Officer Barbrady is fired for not reading good, so Cartman get's to be the new oficer of the law.

"Ay!! You will respect my authoritah!!"

autoritah by I have authoritah October 8, 2003

authoritard

A boss who orders their underlings to do meaningless pointless work, that basically puts the team further from their goal than they were before the boss stepped in. They want you to work harder, not smarter...

She wants you to scan printouts of a web page so she can see them on her computer? What an authoritard...

authoritard by Obblie Gobblie March 4, 2008

respect my authoritah! 

Something you say to assholes who just won't respect your authoritah.

One of Cartman's favorite expressions.

YOU: I'm not doing what you say.
ME: Respect my authoritah!

respect my authoritah! by the-jerk July 22, 2007

Autobitch 

The state of reacting to all things like a bitch for a determined period of time. Like autopilot, except instead of flying a plane without thinking about it, it's being a bitch without thinking about it.

I did crappy on my bio final, my boyfriend is a jag, and I just got my period. As a result, I'm going to be on autobitch for the rest of May.

Autobitch by buckygoldstein2011 October 30, 2011

authoritah 

The pronunciation of the word "authority" most frequently employed by Cartman from the show South Park (or by others in connection with him).

"You WILL respect my authoritah!"

"Perhaps this will teach you to listen to authoritah!"

"Oh no! Nothing's worse than Cartman with authoritah!"

authoritah by Dev December 9, 2003

authoritah 

it's just authority. but better. used by cartman.

RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH

authoritah by bob236892 December 11, 2018

authoritaah

Eric Cartman's version of Authority

Hey! I am a cop And You WILL Respect my Authoritaah!

authoritaah by cornholio July 18, 2003