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Autobot Jazz 

The most smooth transformer there is. He likes what these Earth cats are playing. it got beat.
" Do it with style or don't bother doing it."-Autobot Jazz
Autobot Jazz by Kantorex February 17, 2021

autohoax 

To automatically assume that what someone is presenting is too extraordinary to be true and furthermore is most likely a hoax. This radical skepticism is the opposite from the gullibility of the autobeliever, or one who automatically assumes extraordinary claims to be true at face value.
The moon landing? I'm going to autohoax that. Show me the telemetry data please.
autohoax by Tim Ozman July 31, 2019
In a text-based role-play, the act of delibrately attacking another character without their creator's consent. Usually one of the most illegal moves possible on roleplay sites.
When Mary Sue beheaded Martin, that was an autohit.
autohit by Laurelina August 21, 2006
Heroic TransFormer, a member of the original good faction in TransFormers Generation 1 and several subsequent series. (Known as Seibertons or Cybertrons in Japan, and renamed as Maximals for Beast Wars).

Most Autobots transform into cars and land-based vehicles. Diverse in personality, they are usually given "human" traits in their various depictions (fallible, open to error, with personality differences, etc.). Their political economy is based on generosity and on protecting others, especially the weak. As an army, they seem to have been set up solely to fight the Decepticons, who pre-existed them as a fighting force.

The Autobot insignia is a red head, which looks quite like the head of the Autobot Jazz. In the cartoons, Autobots always fire red laser bolts, distinguishable from the Decepticons' purple bolts.

The Autobots nearly always win, usually because of the Decepticons' arrogance and stupidity, despite their usual inferior starting position (itself pretty strange since Autobot toys and named characters have always outnumbered their Decepticon counterparts). This gives a "moral" dimension to TransFormers stories.

Initially led by Optimus Prime, a strong-willed and steadfast yet also self-questioning and insecure Autobot who transformed into a lorry cab. Later led by a number of characters including Rodimus Prime, Ultra Magnus and Fortress Maximus.

Eventually won the war on Earth (where both sides had crashed), apparently due to their cooperation with humans. Were attempting to re-take Cybertron (long a Decepticon preserve) when Unicron struck in Transformers: The Movie. Later took over and rejuvenated Cybertron in series 3 (and after, in Japan) of the cartoon, although in the comics, the war on Cybertron continues indefinitely. (One obscure comic strip in an annual depicts the Autobots eventually winning the war, only to start fighting one another over who was to rule the spoils... hardly in character for the Autobots, probably written by a Hobbesian).
"I will rip open Ultra Magnus, and every last Autobot, until the Matrix is destroyed!" (Galvatron, in Transformers: The Movie)
Autobot by Andy April 19, 2004

autohoarder 

A term describing a person who cannot stop the compulsive buying of cars he does not need.
My neighbor is like a sad and preoccupied king, a neighborhood idol in his own mind, washing and waxing his fleet of metal, glass, rubber, and chrome; he is known as the autohoarder.
autohoarder by Dr Bunnygirl May 5, 2020
One who wages his/her battles to destroy the evil forces of the Decepticons.
They're motherfuckin robots in disguise people.

-Autobot-
Autobot by addyAddict April 19, 2009