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autizmo by Spongeyesboy June 28, 2018
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autizmo monkey 

Someone who is sped beyond comprehension.
Example 1

Bert: Haa heehaa heehee boogers be yummy ooo mmm mmm mmmm yummy yummy yummy

Connor: Shut the fuck up you stupid ass autizmo monkey.

Example 2

Jake: Yo, there's 3 squads fighting at the congonguous building in the distance, I'ma go rush them

Steve: Ay bro, don't be an autizmo monkey pushing 3 squads.
autizmo monkey by Papa Muey December 16, 2022

autismophobic bigot 

An uneducated goose penis who thinks they are well-educated on the autism spectrum, but in actuality, do not know the first thing about it or how to help people on it, and deliberately cause them problems, due to them never listening when autistic people tell them they're being autismophobic.
"I told my family that I need certain accommodations to be able to function, but they refused to listen, saying they weren't necessary. They're all autismophobic bigots."
autismophobic bigot by J. D. G. September 6, 2020

Captain Autismo 

The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome
Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)

Gran Autismo 

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'
1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here
An ancient god who created all of the world's memes. He contains unlimited power, and is the source of all autism in the world
Person 1: Dude, have you given your monthly sacrifice to Autismo yet?
Person 2: No man, have you?
autismo by Autismo's disciple July 7, 2016
A name given to a person with autism as an insult or a joke
Hey autismo!

Don't call me that man, it's not my falt.
autismo by Jsanders November 2, 2013
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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