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An ancient god who created all of the world's memes. He contains unlimited power, and is the source of all autism in the world
Person 1: Dude, have you given your monthly sacrifice to Autismo yet?
Person 2: No man, have you?
by Autismo's disciple July 07, 2016
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An autistic fictional character with superhuman powers, such as Superman. Has trouble discerning most social situations.
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Autismo!
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, Autismo!
Autismo, Autismo, Autismo!
by Milk Jones November 24, 2016
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An Autismo is the prime of a group of autistic white males, usually found in their natural habitats like the special ed center and the back of the supermarket consuming crayons. The Autismos usually lead the pack and make the decisions, like what light-up sketchers to wear and what fingernails to bite. They often have tribal wars with the downsyndromics, in which they throw feces at each other. To know if a new born child is an Autismo, when they come out, they will be holding an orange fidget spinner. They pray to the great god, Mike Wazowski, who is the lord of all memes.
1: Dude, that kid there is a real Autismo!
2: I know right!
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by WayhiTheMemelord August 30, 2017
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That questionably autistic kid that sharpems his fingernails, tries to bite you, or love minecraft remixes
Usually does jack shit at school because the tard guard does it for him.
Usually has a white trash name like Jessee, A.J., Austin etc.....
Autismo popped another basketball with his teeth in gym.
Autismo won't stop asking kids for a dollar at the vending machines
by Dalton- CHS April 06, 2017
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A bowl of marijuana with alternating layers of weed followed by thc (shatter/dabs), until the bowl is full. Called autismos because after smoking it you become autistic.
“Yo fam hit this autismo right quick.”
by Mandem905 May 07, 2018
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When your friend is acting like a fucking idiot and can be used in a variety of situations of retardedness
Jaxon: I love the Star Wars prequels
Me: You fucking Autismo
Jaxon: *Dies*
by Yabagoot March 15, 2018
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