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The most super sped captain of an elite team of faggots known as the Chromie Homies. Captain Austismo is a hero to not be reckoned with, as he will Defiently give you Down Syndrome
Tard Wrangler: Oh Shit! Captain Austimo’s coming!
Have no fear faggots Captain Autismo is here! (Is this copyrighted? Well Shit)
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Captain Autism's inferior, Spanish brother.

Captain Autismo "lives" to fight crime, with his greatest enemy being Captain Retardo, to which he lost 1 inch of his 2 inch dick.
Hey did you hear about that Spanish autistic superhero: Captain Autismo?

No, that concept sounds like a rip-off of Captain Autism.
by Interactive Banana November 17, 2016
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