5 definitions by J. D. G.

When someone acts like they are kind and want to help you, but in reality, they have plans that will be for their own profit that will hardly benefit you at all.
"My dad always wants me to ask for his help but is always an asshole to me with the conditions he lays in front of me. He's all about evil strings."
by J. D. G. May 12, 2021
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When a person holds stakes in someone's life or business, but abuses that power just to make the person miserable without giving a single damn about it.
"My dad always brings up what he can use against me if I piss him off. He always commits stakeholder savage."
by J. D. G. September 6, 2020
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An uneducated goose penis who thinks they are well-educated on the autism spectrum, but in actuality, do not know the first thing about it or how to help people on it, and deliberately cause them problems, due to them never listening when autistic people tell them they're being autismophobic.
"I told my family that I need certain accommodations to be able to function, but they refused to listen, saying they weren't necessary. They're all autismophobic bigots."
by J. D. G. September 6, 2020
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Someone who does not understand the autism spectrum in the slightest, but at the same time, they act like they do, and as a result, they make the lives of people on the spectrum unbearable by refusing to give them what they need to be able to get by in this truly cruel and ignorant world.
"My dad always refuses to give me what I desperately need to be able to make it in this world. He is such an autismophobe."
by J. D. G. August 8, 2023
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Anyone who is or ever was a student of Northern Secondary School in Toronto, Ontario, Canada, which can be seen as a pun, seeing as the school's mascot is a Red Knight, and "ite" is a common sound in demonyms.
"I went to Northern Secondary School during my high school years. I'll always be a Northernite."
by J. D. G. May 13, 2021
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