auqaman

When you bust a nut in your girl's ass under water.

"On saturday i auqamaned my girl at the beach"

by zakary arab July 18, 2007

The Aquaman Conundrum

In film, books, and television, when the day can conveniently be saved by a very specific skill possessed by the protagonist.

See any Aquaman story where the world is saved by talking to fish.

Coined by Marc of Angry Puppy.

The film 10,000 BC had a bad case of the Aquaman Conundrum.

by V. Ampersand August 24, 2008

Aquaman

A severely underrated hero. Partly due to bad writing and partly due to idiots who refuse to a little bit of research.

Real name Arthur Curry born of a human father and Atlantian mother. His abilities are not limited to talking to fish, he can communicate with ALL marine life (whales, sharks, giant squids, etc.). He also has super strength (spiderman level on land, superman level in the ocean.) He's and expert sword combatant and has a magic hand the negates magic attacks, so fan favorites like Loki are screwed!

On top of all of that, HES THE GODDAMN KING OF ATLANTIS!!

Generic Douche: "You suck Aquaman!"

*Aquaman grabs douche and hurls him into the sky*

Aquaman: "Whatever you say"

by Redfoxboss October 16, 2014

The Aquaman

When a man engages in sexual activity in the shower and semen covers his or her toes causing the toes to appear webbed like Aquaman.

My girl is gonna be a good swimmer now that I gave her the Aquaman!!

angry pirate,blowjob,facial,money shot,skeetaquaman,semen

by A.Aviles October 22, 2012

Dirty Aquaman

While your wife/girlfriend is taking a crap, she reaches in the shower and jerks her boyfriend/husband off.

I got a Dirty Aquaman on my birthday from my wife. dirty aquaman wife shower

by HandsomeJames December 16, 2015

aquaman hands

skeet covered hands that give the "webbed finger" effect

Damn man, i wouldnt mess with that bitch, she got them aquaman hands.

by Dantastic!!! a.k.a skipper March 16, 2008

Aquamanning

When you fuck your friends girl so good she gushes like all the seven seas, when your friend walks in and catches you, you mind fuck him so hard he act like a fish while you proceed to hide in the bathtub

Guy 1: what are you doing with my girl?!?!

Guy 2: You know exatly what I'm doing, FOR I AM THE KING OF ATLANTIS!!!!! and I am Aquamanning you
Guy 1: what wha--
Guy 2:Woop woop woop woop *runs into bathroom*

by Aquamanftw September 26, 2017