auntibiotic

A cure for da childhood illness of taedium acutum (that's Latin --- look it up) caused by da immensely-insipid lifestyle/habits of perpetually-dull parents, and dat da "indignant 'n' indulgent" sister of one of said "adullts" administers doses of to their excitement-deprived youngsters whenever she came to visit.

Traditional "auntibiotics" --- i.e., pocket-money, toys, sweets, etc. --- may indeed be delightful, but oftentimes it also creates friction and additional dissatisfaction in the children, who then whimperingly compare da just-providing-da-basics way dat Mommy and Daddy treat them to how their also-disapproving-of-minimalist-living parent's-sister figure behaves. But let's not solely blame said fawning female for said kiddie-discontentment, either... perhaps more moderation on "both sides would be da equation" would actually be in order --- i.e., it might indeed be healthier if said second lady-adult would provide mostly non-monetary pleasures like take the kids for a walk on the beach or sit and read to them, but said children's parents should themselves "lighten up" in their raising of their youngsters, such as providing them with a more varied diet, buying them a few nice things themselves, and doing more fun/interesting activities with them, so that they could have happier lives all on their own and all the time, not just when Aunt Susie comes to visit.

auntibiotic by QuacksO July 8, 2026

Antibiotic 

A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.

Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.

Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.

Antibiotic by MetalHead16 March 1, 2011

antibiotic 

See wordcocaine/word.

antibiotic by larstait October 12, 2003

i'm on antibiotics

Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.

Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."

i'm on antibiotics by ElleOh September 1, 2006

Antibiotics are wonderful pills 

Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!

antibiotics are wonderful pills take them, please z

Antibiotics are wonderful pills by meggaslagg October 12, 2021

Antibiotics 

Medication for STDs, more specifically, Gonnosyphilherpelaids.

Sarah has had sex with at least 5 guys. She needs some antibiotics.

Antibiotics by Kckj08 October 2, 2017

i'm on antibiotics

the gay excuse used for not drinking.

"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs

i'm on antibiotics by chubbs August 7, 2003