MetalHead16's definitions

college

A place that I want to go to get a degree, but at the same time, I want to say "fuck you!" to my family by not going.

Mother: GO TO COLLEGE! DON'T THROW YOUR LIFE AWAY!
Son: Fuck no! I ain't going to college.
10 years later, son is a world-famous rockstar while the mom is sobbing in her grave.

by MetalHead16 February 19, 2011

Spit It Out

A pretty awesome rap-metal song from the band Slipknot. It was the second single off of their debut album "Slipknot". If you read the lyrics, they are obviously about anger and arguments.

SPIT IT OUT!!! All you wanna do is drag me down, all I wanna do is stamp you out!

by MetalHead16 December 12, 2010

Welfare Moocher

A person on welfare who is just lazy and doesn't really need it. Welfare moochers give legitimate welfare recipients (those that really do need it, such as disabled people or people who are struggling with their jobs) a bad name!

Person 1: I decided it would just be more convenient to be on welfare than get a job.

Person 2: Get up off your ass and at least LOOK for a job, you friggin welfare moocher!

by MetalHead16 February 24, 2011

Nuclear Family

A family comprised of a mother, father, and at least 1 full child (child of both parents). Something that is non-existent in today's society.

Back in the day, families stayed together for life and existed as a nuclear family! Now, families always split.

by MetalHead16 November 23, 2010

2 Girls 1 Cup

Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.

I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

by MetalHead16 April 5, 2011

Grilling

The best damn way to cook hot dogs!

John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.

by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010

Harry Potter

A pretty good book series. I have actually decided to read it, and I am impressed with it. Beats the SHIT out of that gay-ass Twilight series.

Earlier, I posted an entry attacking Harry Potter. Now, I actually LOVE the series. And I no longer think it is just for D&D nerds, Satanists, etc.

by MetalHead16 November 15, 2010