MetalHead16's definitions

Masturbation crash

The tiredness you get after masturbating to full pleasure.

Dude, I am totally having a masturbation crash!

by MetalHead16 September 25, 2010

Cigarette

The very evil and wretched thing that took away my grandfather when I was just 7 years old!

I watched my grandfather die of lung cancer from smoking cigarettes, and it is something I don't want happening to me or anybody else I care about. Go ahead and rate me down all you want! Just know that I am just speaking from experience, and that the ratio of thumbs up to thumbs down will no affect me at all!

by MetalHead16 October 23, 2010

Jacob Black

The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).

Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)

by MetalHead16 November 13, 2010

Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.

Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!

by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010

Grilling

The best damn way to cook hot dogs!

John was on the back porch, grilling some meat, including hot dogs and hamburgers.

by MetalHead16 October 21, 2010

2 Girls 1 Cup

Quite simply the biggest waste of time one could take part in. It is, however, a rather amusing video.

I might not eat soft serve ice cream for a while after watching 2 Girls 1 Cup.

by MetalHead16 April 5, 2011

Mark David Chapman

My hero! Popped off that overrated douchebag John Lenin!

Mark David Chapman did the right thing!

by MetalHead16 October 26, 2010