A type of drug that was (officially) discovered in 1928 when Sir Alexander Fleming was cleaning out his petri dishes then saw a mold on one of them. He studied it, and noticed that all of the bacteria around the mold had been killed. Now, we use these "wonder drugs" to save people who (over a hundred years ago) would have died a painful death from bacterial infections. Now, unfortunately, they are overused and used when unnecessary, and can lead to antibiotic resistance. Includes penicillin, amoxicillin, streptomycin, neomycin, paromycin, cefepime, cefprozil, aztreonam, cifprofloxacin, etc.
Doctor: You have strep throat, so I will be prescribing you a ten-day antibiotic.

Patient: Thank you, Docto. Now my throat won't be sore anymore.
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Medication for STDs, more specifically, Gonnosyphilherpelaids.
Sarah has had sex with at least 5 guys. She needs some antibiotics.
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Excuse to not constitute in sexual behaviour.
Phrase commonly used to avoid having relations with busted boys.
Man:"Nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
Woman: "Mmmm...I don't think so,Im afraid I'm on antibiotics."
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the gay excuse used for not drinking.
"Hey have a swig.",said Eric. "Nah man i cant, im on antibiotics." said Chubbs
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alcoholic drink containing orange juice, orangina, and whiskey.
"I'll have an antibiotic piss"
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Antibiotics their wonderful pills but don't ever think they'll cure all of your ills,

got the cold?
got the flu?

feeling under the weather?
that's just a virus, We can't make that better!

take us for the wrong thing...
That's dangerous to do!
cuz when you really need us we can stop working for you,
so please don't end up paying the price!
always take ur doctor's advice!
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