A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestry.com nerd by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

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Ancestry

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"

Ancestry by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010

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Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"

Ancestry Outed by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019

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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

Alabama Ancestry by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

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Your ancestry incestry

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

Your ancestry incestry by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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