auntcestry 

Da genealogy of yer biological uncle's wife.

I already know my own folks' history, so it's fun to explore da auntcestry of all da ladies who have married into da family.

auntcestry by QuacksO June 15, 2024

Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd 

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestry.com nerd by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

Ancestry 

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.

Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"

Ancestry by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010

Ancestry Outed 

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.

"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"

Ancestry Outed by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019

Alabama Ancestry 

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

Alabama Ancestry by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Your ancestry incestry 

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

Your ancestry incestry by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018