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Ancestry

Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.
Two people on ancestry.

Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."

Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"

Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"

Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"
by Dr.Deadstone December 16, 2010
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Ancestry.com

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!
by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019
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Ancestry.com nerd

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.
*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?
by Roasted beans March 2, 2022
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Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.
"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."

"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"
by Bluestang65 December 13, 2019
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Ancestry Outed

When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.
"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"
by Bluestang65 December 14, 2019
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ancestry.com

The top dating site of Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, West Virginia, Georgia, Arkansas, Tennessee, Kentucky, Texas, Montana, Idaho, Wyoming, Arizona, New Mexico, Maine, South Carolina, North Carolina, Virginia, Florida, New Jersey, Ohio, Missouri, Utah, Oklahoma, Kansas, Nebraska, Illinois, Iowa, Nevada, North Dakota, South Dakota, and Alaska
Oh yeah, I hit my cousin up on ancestry.com last night.
by Loafus Crambwell May 6, 2019
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Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018
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