ScruffyNuffy's definitions

One Stroke Warrior

When one sticks the penis in the vagina and instantly ejaculates after only one stroke on a consistent basis.

Jim: "So how was last night with Tony."
Eilis: "He's a one stroke warrior..."
Jim: "I'm sorry to hear this."

by ScruffyNuffy July 5, 2018

Ben Downey

The ultimate form of retardation. Commonly used to describe someone that did something retarded.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."

Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Shane Gibbons

To describe someone with friends below average IQ, is a beta male soyboy, and thinks the most popular person.

Greg: "Omg dude you're such a Shane Gibbons!"
Brad: "No I'm not I have plenty of friends."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

bust a skinny one

To only ejaculate a small amount i.e a dribble

Evan: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Finn: "I went to bust a skinny one, sorry."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Your ancestry incestry

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018

Shamdoll

Irish slang.
Female alternative to Sham

"Yes shamdoll what's the craic?"

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.

Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018