ScruffyNuffy's definitions

Your ancestry incestry

The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy

John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.

by ScruffyNuffy May 19, 2018

big mouthed

Based on the Netflix show 'Big Mouth' one of the characters masterbates whilst on a sleep over at his friend's house. To big mouth someone is to masterbate at at a sleep over when others sleep.

Finn: "I know you big mouthed me last night..."
Daniel:"Omg! I thought you were asleep I'm so sorry... I was just so horny."

by ScruffyNuffy July 2, 2018

bust a skinny one

To only ejaculate a small amount i.e a dribble

Evan: "What took you so long in the bathroom?"
Finn: "I went to bust a skinny one, sorry."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Ben Downey

The ultimate form of retardation. Commonly used to describe someone that did something retarded.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."

Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

donegal rally

Donegal (a county in the Republic of Ireland) holds a Rally Car racing event every year where shams and shamdolls get together and enjoy the event.

Kyle: "Did you get down to the Donegal Rally?"

Rionach: "I did aye!"

Together: "YOU CAN BEAT YER WIFE, YOU CAN I BEAT YER KIDS, BUT YE CANNE BEAT THE DONEGAL RALLY!"

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.

Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

Tap

A game commonly played among two or more male friends where take it in turns to point or suggest someone to engaged in sexual intercourse with. One person points or suggests someone and says 'tap? ' , and the other(s) either reply with 'tap' or 'no tap'.

Evan to Finn: *pointing towards person* "Tap?"
Finn to Evan: "Tap" *Nods head*

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018