AllFiftyStatesBaby's definitions

Alabama Ancestry

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Tennessee Tuberculosis

During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body

No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.

by AllFiftyStatesBaby May 6, 2018

Alaska Alzheimer's

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018