Definitions by AllFiftyStatesBaby

Alabama Ancestry 

The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama

William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!

Alabama Ancestry by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Alaska Alzheimer's 

When passing through the state of Alaska you will suddenly forget everything you know about yourself for a while.

Barry: Jesus Christ it's cold here!
Rick: Yeah it is, man.
Barry: I wish I had a- hold on, who the fuck are you, why are we in the south fucking pole?
Rick: Oh shit Barry, you've got Alaska Alzheimer's again!

Alaska Alzheimer's by AllFiftyStatesBaby June 9, 2018

Tennessee Tuberculosis 

During foreplay, while a man is licking a woman's pussy, her period comes, the man accidentally inhales her menstruation blood, then in a coughing fit, the blood is sprayed all over the woman's body

No, they're not spots on my body, my boyfriend had a bad case of Tennessee Tuberculosis.

Tennessee Tuberculosis by AllFiftyStatesBaby May 6, 2018