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you’re augwee
no you
augwee by la mas flaca de todas July 22, 2021
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Agwee, is the way Millie Jesus Antonoplous Tree pronounces the word "agree", as she is British.
I agwee with Claudie
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A variant of the word agree. How Millie pronounces the word agree
I agwee with Claudie.

Auweeshs 

Powerful networking clan connection to all around, on point with all workplaces done with it all
I auweeshs all the tests check all point in the strategy of building networks.
Auweeshs by Kbrian April 28, 2021

agweegwee 

You know when the teachers miss pronounce your last name terribly? Yeah this is the terrible mispronunciation of my shithead best friend’s last name.
Uh Gabriella Agweegwee?

*dies*
agweegwee by anonymous March 26, 2022

agweegwee 

You know when the teachers miss pronounce your last name terribly? Yeah this is the terrible mispronunciation of my shithead best friend’s last name.
Uh Gabriella Agweegwee?

*dies*
Augee (noun) – A military Augmentee so catastrophically brain-dead that their enlistment alone is proof the recruitment office has no screening process. Augees don’t fill manpower gaps—they create disaster zones where logic, reason, and basic survival instincts go to die. They are the reason safety briefs exist, the reason leadership drinks like their liver owes them money, and the reason some warfighters fantasize about “accidental friendly fire.” If an Augee is assigned to your unit, congrats—you’re now fighting a war on two fronts: one against the enemy and one against natural selection.
Sgt. Miller: “Why is the chaplain here?”
Sgt. Davis: “Augee was cleaning his rifle, looked down the barrel, and pulled the trigger ‘to check if it was clear.’”
Sgt. Miller: “Please tell me he didn’t make it.”
Sgt. Davis: “Nah, he’s fine. The dumbass missed.”
Sgt. Miller: “Of course he did.”
Augee by MinotDUIDrifter January 31, 2025
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