Augee

Augee (noun) – A military Augmentee so catastrophically brain-dead that their enlistment alone is proof the recruitment office has no screening process. Augees don’t fill manpower gaps—they create disaster zones where logic, reason, and basic survival instincts go to die. They are the reason safety briefs exist, the reason leadership drinks like their liver owes them money, and the reason some warfighters fantasize about “accidental friendly fire.” If an Augee is assigned to your unit, congrats—you’re now fighting a war on two fronts: one against the enemy and one against natural selection.

Sgt. Miller: “Why is the chaplain here?”
Sgt. Davis: “Augee was cleaning his rifle, looked down the barrel, and pulled the trigger ‘to check if it was clear.’”
Sgt. Miller: “Please tell me he didn’t make it.”
Sgt. Davis: “Nah, he’s fine. The dumbass missed.”
Sgt. Miller: “Of course he did.”

by MinotDUIDrifter January 31, 2025

avgeek

someone who has a love for planes/aircraft

That guy is such an avgeek! he's always on about planes

by k9200 December 11, 2012

Augmented reality

Augmented reality blurs the line between what’s real and what’s computer-generated.

Its like a WOW feeling when you’ve experienced this augmented reality.

by darkfable April 18, 2011

Augmented Reality

Augmented Reality, is the technology used in Pokémon Go and in the ARknet social media app.
You can create ArKs which are floating interactive pictures only visible around you when using your smartphones.📱

This Arknet app with Augmented Reality is cool.

by 69Love August 10, 2019

augmentitties

breasts that have undergone surgically augmentation

You should have seen the dancer's beach-party -- a riot of augmentitties.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ May 17, 2010

auree

An Auree is a beautiful girl who loves to drop it like its hot. When she Enters a room they all stand up cause she is the only queen in there who slay.

Auree's can draw like no other & always got the good music on her phone. Too bad she wont tell Angel the songs.

Auree loves jasmine...heaven...and taylor alot💕.

Everyone should love to have an Auree

Lol, look at Auree over there hittin every beat🔥She slayy.

by Itzreallie.barbiee March 21, 2017

technically-augmented ta-tas

A profile enhancement achieved through wearing padding in one's brassiere.

Want to cause a tempest in a C cup? Just get some technically-augmented ta-tas. A little padding works every time.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 20, 2005