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auditoryum

A meeting-house where Loyalists went to give/hear speeches during da latter 1700's.
Da auditoryums in da Massachusetts-Bay area must have been really hummin' following da Boston Tea Party!
by QuacksO July 21, 2025
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Auditorium fart

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight
by PuffyWanderer June 13, 2019
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Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "
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Auditory fit

Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad
naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit

that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit

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Auditorium

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
by B McD June 2, 2016
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auditory sex

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
by fucksoid February 17, 2005
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auditory rape

I was a victim of auditory rape. My wife made me listen to Justin Bieber.
by dingurt March 4, 2011
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