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Auditorium fart 

A fart so big, so long, so great of volume, that it could fill an entire auditorium
Wow, I feel like I’ve deflated and dropped a dress size after that auditorium fart

Nice, mums cooked spag bol, I’ll be having auditorium farts tonight

Auditory Processing Disorder (APD)

Auditory processing disorder is a hearing problem. Kids and adults with this condition can't process what they hear in the same way other people do because their ears and brain don't fully coordinate. An individual with this disorder may experience hearing certain things muffled while other things perfectly fine.

For example, a person with APD is in a restaurant, in the restaurant there's music playing, waiters walking and other people a few tables away talking. Beside the person with APD is their friend talking to them however, the individual with APD can hear that their friend is talking but it's muffled, the individual can hear the people talking, the music and the walking, almost as if those sounds were right next to them. It can be best described as watching tv with the volume turning up and down and off at random times and you can't control it.

Symtoms of APD:

You are easily distracted or unusually bothered by loud or sudden noises.
Noisy environments are upsetting to you.
Your behavior and performance improve in quieter settings.
You have difficulty following directions, whether simple or complicated.
You have reading, spelling, writing, or other speech-language difficulties.
Verbal (word) math problems are difficult.
You're disorganized and forgetful.
Conversations are hard for you to follow.

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"Auditory Processing Disorder (APD) "

Auditory fit 

Like an epileptic fit but when the music goes too loud or the balloon hits too hard and your ears are ringing mad
naaaaaah quick turn it back down Nathan just had an auditory fit

that guy on white lines that got his eardrums blown out by the big speakers had an auditory fit

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Auditory fit by danadonut June 13, 2020

Auditorium 

Noun; a place where there are no security cameras so sexual pleasures can be performed
Alec and Charlie went to the auditorium and made a mess!
Auditorium by B McD June 2, 2016

auditory sex 

recieved penis insertion in the ear
dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!
auditory sex by fucksoid February 17, 2005

auditory rape

Be forced to listen to something you don't want to hear.
I was a victim of auditory rape. My wife made me listen to Justin Bieber.
auditory rape by dingurt March 4, 2011
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