toilet dew

when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

benal sex

its wen u put ur penis on the opposite side of the elbow, w/ the inner arm facing up. the one w/ the penis resting on his/her arm will then move the lower arm up and down, (like curling lifts for working out biceps), and the one hus penis is in the arm will mov back and forth

benal sex is great. no std's no prego chicks. its full proof and quite original.

by fucksoid March 08, 2005

auditory sex

recieved penis insertion in the ear

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

wet siggy

when you're giving anal to a skank ass bitch and she gives u ne lip, b 4 u cum, u wip it out and write ur initials on her back.

when i was stone cold fucking this ho from the way, she told me she got gonorrhea. so i wipped it out and gave her bitch ass a wet siggy

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

halo

Let's go play Halo for 7 hours at a sleepover!

Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.

Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.


^^that guy is gay

dev is so fucking gay.

by fucksoid April 30, 2005

playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls

o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.

by fucksoid March 08, 2005