Urban Dictionary: Definitions by fucksoid

fucksoid

the best writer evr!

dude i luv fucksoid. i wana fuck him.

by fucksoid March 18, 2005

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playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

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puffinfresh

a stupid fucking dumbass hu cannot define 1 fucking word.

dont b such a puffinfresh! ill b forced to kill you w/ my elephant-esque penis!

by fucksoid March 18, 2005

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vagina

the best thing known to man

i fucking worship vagina. i'd like to liv in 1.

by fucksoid April 24, 2005

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when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.

Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

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benal sex

its wen u put ur penis on the opposite side of the elbow, w/ the inner arm facing up. the one w/ the penis resting on his/her arm will then move the lower arm up and down, (like curling lifts for working out biceps), and the one hus penis is in the arm will mov back and forth

benal sex is great. no std's no prego chicks. its full proof and quite original.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

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