fucksoid's definitions

crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls

o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

puffinfresh

a stupid fucking dumbass hu cannot define 1 fucking word.

dont b such a puffinfresh! ill b forced to kill you w/ my elephant-esque penis!

by fucksoid March 18, 2005

playing the trambone

a handjob and a blow job at the same time

hey bitch, get yo punk ass back here and play my trombone! i dont got time 4 both!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005

cybercourse

its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy

superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse?
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch

by fucksoid February 24, 2005

dick hole

omfg. r u rly tht stupid? a dick hole is the hole u pee and ejaculate out of. u stupid fucker. i hate u.

hey guys, puffinfresh is a stupid dickhole himself, b cuz he thinks a dick hole is a vagina. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005

sperm balloon

sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.

oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

auditory sex

recieved penis insertion in the ear

dude, that slut just got a cum shot right in the ear, during auditory sex!

by fucksoid February 17, 2005