He is a crass audiophobe.
by uttam maharjan November 3, 2012
Get the audiophobe mug.One who spends mass amounts of cash on ridiculous Audio components and accessories. They truly believe they can tell a difference, and come up with elaborate excuses to justify these purchases.
" 'I just bought a set of $5,000 isolated marble cable-elevators to keep my $12,000 oxygen-free silver audio cables from touching the floor and picking up vibrations.'
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"
What do you mean I'm an audiophool?"
by NCWdigital June 24, 2007
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term coined by A. Colin Flood, writing for EnjoyTheMusic.com, to describe hobbyists who fiddle with their home music systems.
" An audiophile is not merely someone that Dictionary.com says has "ardent interest in stereo or high-fidelity sound reproduction." An audiophile is someone who wants to do something about the flaws and deficiencies in their home entertainment system, whether it is about the music or the movies.
A tweaking audiophile is someone who wants to make some or all of those improvements themselves. (This term derives from a caustic description applied to myself. As in the time when an annoyed salesman said, "what are you anyway, some sort of xxxing audiophile?" His expletive evolved in print to "frigging," which lead to "freaking" and then to "tweaking." And, there you have it. Lemonade, from lemons.)"
A tweaking audiophile is someone who wants to make some or all of those improvements themselves. (This term derives from a caustic description applied to myself. As in the time when an annoyed salesman said, "what are you anyway, some sort of xxxing audiophile?" His expletive evolved in print to "frigging," which lead to "freaking" and then to "tweaking." And, there you have it. Lemonade, from lemons.)"
by Acolin July 23, 2010
Get the tweaking audiophile mug.Someone who usually looks at young audio equipment. And rapes it through various input and often output sockets.
by marty May 13, 2005
Get the audiophile mug.After they stopped kissing, Jenny felt something touch her ear. She sighed. Why did she always end up with the audiophiles?
by Darcy_Tucker June 19, 2008
Get the audiophile mug.1. A person who tells a story that is so execrable that you feel like your ear has been violated.
2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."
3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.
2. This is a person that makes you break out in a cold sweat and shudder when he says "So something interesting happened today..."
3. Someone that triggers your fight-or-flight response just by speaking.
Dude, that story sucked balls. Quit being an audiophile.
So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!
So my carpool buddy decided to be an audiophile on the way home today. He felt a burning need to tell me about the consistency of his bowel movements. I couldn't get away! We were on the interstate for fuck's sake!
by Passenger Seat Critic April 14, 2010
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