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A person who is attacking while defending. Their defence is their attack.
He was on the attense when she tried to attack him.
attense by AlSahaj October 16, 2020
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attencentration 

combination of the words "concentration" and "attention"; extreme focus or vigilance on several aspects within a situation with the ability to focus on certain specific elements as necessary
The athlete's attencentration on the game, despite personal adversity, is amazing.
attencentration by Kevin Burke August 30, 2005

attensexual 

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.
Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.
attensexual by SkankMobley January 22, 2014

ATTENSHONE 

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.
*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!
ATTENSHONE by lellyca August 7, 2018

attenslut 

An attention whore with no agenda or gain.
Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.
attenslut by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008

attendee 

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.
Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.
attendee by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.
I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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