attense

A person who is attacking while defending. Their defence is their attack.

He was on the attense when she tried to attack him.

by AlSahaj October 16, 2020

attencentration

combination of the words "concentration" and "attention"; extreme focus or vigilance on several aspects within a situation with the ability to focus on certain specific elements as necessary

The athlete's attencentration on the game, despite personal adversity, is amazing.

by Kevin Burke August 30, 2005

attensexual

Also referred to as "attention whore," the Attensexual person only messes around with either gender for the explicit reason of attention being drawn to them.

Kurt- So are you gay or straight or what?

John- A lot of the time I only fool around because I like the attention.

Hank- Sounds like an Attensexual to me.

by SkankMobley January 22, 2014

ATTENSHONE

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.

*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!

by lellyca August 7, 2018

attenslut

An attention whore with no agenda or gain.

Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.

by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008

attendee

Following the standard pattern (payee = one who is paid), employee = one who is employed, devotee = one who is devoted), an attendee must be someone who is attended, i.e., the SPEAKER not the ATTENDERS in the audience.

Used (with other similar patterns) by people too lazy to look up the correct word.

Attendees to the conference will receive a free copy of the transactions.

by English lover. August 25, 2012

Naughty Bathroom Attendent

When one masterbates and ejaculates in the handsoap in a bathroom for the enjoyment of knowing the irony of people cleaning their hands only to actually be covering them in knuckle children.

I was depress and lonely so i went to the local Red Lobster to pull a Naughty Bathroom Attendent and then giggle at my table while watching people come out of the bathroom and eat their crabs with their bare, semen covered, hands. Jay knew i did it and still licked his fingers the whole time... I think Jay loves Caseys knuckle children.

by synasthetic December 25, 2010