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AfterShit 

The feeling of Taking a shit when just finished taking a shit.
Dude #1: Walks out of the bathroom

(Phroom, Dude # 2 rushes to the bathroom and locks himself up)

Dude #2: Aftershit!

Dude#1: Oh, okay.
I understand
AfterShit by Theunknown man March 3, 2009

Aftershits 

A defecatory condition whereby the subject, after just previously taking a rampant and usually excessively volatile and suspiciously aqueous shit, is compelled to perform a re-shit moments later with very little prior warning.
'Jake, watch my beer I gotta go to the shitter'
'Radek, you just went like 5 minutes ago'
'No Jake, I got The Aftershits'
'Dude, is it because of the bape?'
'Yes Jake, I got baped hard.'
'That sucks.'
Aftershits by Trace Element September 7, 2005

ATTENSHONE 

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.
*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!
ATTENSHONE by lellyca August 7, 2018

attenslut 

An attention whore with no agenda or gain.
Jean-Paul: Holy shit, I want summa dat.
Jean-Luc: Dude. Don't be bangin' dat. She's such an attenslut.
attenslut by euphoric giraffe July 20, 2008

AfterShit 

When you take a seriously hard shit and can feel the rumbles of it still in your colon
Ugh, I'm gonna get a serious aftershit after this shit.
AfterShit by Slappdat September 19, 2016

Attentitive 

Adjective-

Paying close attention to something.

When some one other than yourself is attentive.
Michael is being very attentitive