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attentionetarian 

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.
Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?
attentionetarian by Jackduripper January 6, 2008

attentioned

what one would say when given attention

it’s a good thing
always give folks attention
“i feel so attentioned!”

Attenshun hoar 

All the women of 404 error, namely one known as "Jennifer/Guitar/NUG"
Attenshun hoar by Not santa November 7, 2003

attentioneer 

A person who specializes on seeking and garnering attention
Oh damm that girl stay lookin like a thirst trap, she must be an attentioneer!!
Nervousness-causing notice/scrutiny of someone or something.
Dr. Claw and his henchmen were none too happy about Inspector Gadget's attension as they were preparing to escape in their hearse-limo, fearing dat he was suspicious of them and would see through their disguises; they eventually discovered to their immense relief dat he was telling them to pause merely so dat he could open da car's door for them.
attension by QuacksO February 2, 2023

attentioner

why are u talking to me am i an attentioner ?
attentioner by sockings December 21, 2025
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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