ATTENSHONE 

Attention, but better. Usually written in all-caps. Usually expressed by yelling. Feel free to use when in need of infinite hogz from hooman.

*hugs hooman* I love you gimme ATTENSHONE!

ATTENSHONE by lellyca August 7, 2018

attentionetarian 

A person who claims strange or unusual diet-limitations in order to stand out or get attention.

Host: Who wants pumpkin pie?
Attentionetarian: No thanks, I'm gourd-intolerant, but if it's not too much trouble could you make me something entirely different from what everyone else is having that only I will eat?

attentionetarian by Jackduripper January 6, 2008

attentioned

what one would say when given attention

it’s a good thing
always give folks attention

“i feel so attentioned!”

attentioned by heyandieitsronnie May 19, 2018

Attenshun hoar 

All the women of 404 error, namely one known as "Jennifer/Guitar/NUG"

Attenshun hoar by Not santa November 7, 2003

attentioneer 

A person who specializes on seeking and garnering attention

Oh damm that girl stay lookin like a thirst trap, she must be an attentioneer!!

attentioneer by Reefer Chiefer July 18, 2020

attension

Nervousness-causing notice/scrutiny of someone or something.

Dr. Claw and his henchmen were none too happy about Inspector Gadget's attension as they were preparing to escape in their hearse-limo, fearing dat he was suspicious of them and would see through their disguises; they eventually discovered to their immense relief dat he was telling them to pause merely so dat he could open da car's door for them.

attension by QuacksO February 2, 2023

attentioner

something that grabs attention

why are u talking to me am i an attentioner ?

attentioner by sockings December 21, 2025