attaculate 

exteme ejaculation. can last for up to 7 hours

damn that was so amazing i just attaculated all over the place. i'm out of commission for a week.

attaculate by carrva February 20, 2008

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude 

I don't know. Literally. It means, I don't know.

Professor: Michael, what is the atomic weight of Uranium?
Michael: I hestiate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude.
Professor: What?
Michael: I don't know.

I hesitate to articulate for fear that I may deviate from the true course of rectitude by Moose September 23, 2003

premature attachulation 

Forgetting to add the attachment to an email before sending it.

Shit! I hit the send button but I forgot to add the pics you asked for. Premature attachulation again.

premature attachulation by Bodnash September 27, 2009

Articulated Truck

4 in the front, 16 in the back. Fingers and toes, and knees if you get that far.

"Where's Rebecca?"

"She's in the hospital, I gave her an articulated truck last night"

Articulated Truck by Chiparoo October 9, 2011

Articulate 

Able to convert one's thoughts and emotions into words. Those who are articulate can use large, 'higher-level' words in their sentences without making a conscious effort to do so.

Just because somebody types without proper grammar doesn't make them inarticulate; after all, why does it matter whether or not you waste your time trying to add proper punctuation.

Articulate by Diggity Monkeez January 13, 2005

PrePac-attackulation 

When playing Pac-man or Ms. Pac-man, right next to a Power Pellet, you sit and wait for a ghost to come. Right before the Ghost hits you, you go for the power pellet, and quickly turn back for the Ghost. However, in the rush of playing the game, you don't quite hit the power pellet, and instead get the pac-dots in front of it, and turn around straight into the Ghost. Most often experienced with beginner players, or the impatient.

Mark's such a noob, he was going on and on about getting pinkey, only to come up with a case of PrePac-attackulation

PrePac-attackulation by PyroinTheFace September 15, 2010

Premature Attaculation 

While gaming, a member of your party starts attacking before the tank acquires full agro on the monster/boss, and consequently dies. Usually results in the party lol'ing.

Dang, that assassin had a bad case of premature attaculation on that boss... he should have followed the tanks' lead.

Premature Attaculation by RyoQQ September 7, 2010